Hot lips are yours with wasabi lip balm

Just the thing for an irritating and ill-educated relative this Christmas - you can easily explain away wasabi as a soothing balm from the Far East and plenty will be none the wiser:

Bitterwallet - mmm... oh... arggh... ARRGGHHHHH

Wasabi Lip Balm is one of the many fine products available from purveyors Archie McPhee, who also has a section of their site devoted to bacon and meat related crapola - no finer use of the internet if you ask us.

[Archie McPhee]


  • Nobby
    Some of the bacon stuff is great. As for the wasabi, do they do eye cream? Or should I make my own to give to the mother in law?
  • Jack T.
    What flavour is it?
  • Hackanory
    Wouldn't mind a spicy nosh off of some doris with this on her.

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