Hooray! It's nearly time for National Oil Check Week!
Quickly! Everyone! Grab your diaries! It's nearly here! National Oil Check Week starts on 15th June! What do you mean, you hadn't heard? Do you realise how important this is? According to their uncredited statistics, over half of motorists don't check their oil regularly enough, while nearly one in five never check it at all! Bonkers!
Have you checked your oil recently? No? Maybe you're not sure how to. Don't worry, help is at hand! The National Oil Check Week roadshow is coming to a town some distance away from you! Edinburgh! Bristol! Manchester! Blueswater! By the time you've driven to one of the events, you'll probably need to check your oil. Good news! You're at the National Oil Check Week roadshow! Hooray!
But who is behind this altruistic, selfless endeavour? Why it's Comma, the UK's leading suppliers of oil and chemical products for passenger vehicles! Hooray for Comma! So for fuck's sake, hurry! Mark National Oil Check Week on your calendar now!