Holy Holiday Handouts - It's Batman!
If you’re impoverished and living in Sheffield and you see Batman coming towards you at pace, hold out your hand because he’s probably got something for you – and it’s not a Robin outfit.
A mystery businessman is dressing up as the Caped Crusader and helping out at soup kitchens and charity shops in the city – and has made donations totalling £10,000.
He is believed to be a local entrepreneur, but stays in character at all times, even speaking in an American accent, telling the Daily Express, "I don't care if some people think I'm bonkers. If I inspire others to give their time and money to good causes this Christmas, it's been worth it.
"My message is that you don't need to be a superhero, or super wealthy, to give to deserving causes. If you can give cash, or toys, that's fantastic. The most precious gift of all is your time."
We disagree – it’s obviously truffles, but we’re not going to quibble in the face of such humanitarian goodness.
Here’s the latest odds on the Sheffield Batman’s true identity…
2/1 – Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys)
4/1 – Sean Bean
8/1 - Jarvis Cocker
12/1 – Duncan Bannatyne
20/1 - Jamie Oliver
25/1 – Adam West