Hey there you sick freaks – fancy one of these for lunch?

America – land of the free, home of the brave and touchstone for those of us who enjoy the kind of sandwiches that, if consumed, can be seen as a cry for help, maybe even an actual suicide attempt.

Last year KFC brought us the Double Down, which dispensed with the bread and consisted of two chunks of fried chicken breast with some bacon and cheese in the middle. Yumosaurus.

Now Denny’s have come up with this – the Mac & Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt.


Checking in at a whopping 1690 calories, it’s components are “a hand-pressed beef patty topped with new creamy Mac ‘n Cheese, melted cheddar cheese and zesty Frisco sauce on grilled potato bread”

See how long you can stare at the picture without going dizzy and/or doing a sick in your mouth. And if you fancy trying to make one in your own home, send us a pic to [email protected] and we’ll feature it on the site. THERE WILL BE NO PRIZES.


  • Boris
    Hey Andy; any chance you would consider changing your mind and offering a prize?
  • diana
    Looks revolting but is probably utterly delicious.

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