"Hello? Yes, I'm calling about the missing unicorn..."

Bitterwallet - Missing Unicorn

How the hell do you lose a unicorn? They're massive, for crying out loud. Owners who can't look after a mythical creature properly should be banned from owning them.


  • Nobby
    > How the hell do you lose a unicorn? You take drugs, imagine one, then lose it because you are fucked up on drugs.
  • Peter G.
  • RampantReg
    "Posted by Peter Griffin | November 1st, 2010 at 1:22 pm" "photoshopped" Really?
  • Junkyard
    Yup, really. It's pretty obvious. Can't you tell?
  • Nick T.
    Oi! That's MY bastard unicorn. If you've found it, call me. If not, piss off and make your childish comments elsewhere.
  • Nobby
    Large female with friendly disposition = fat cow that giggles when pissed.
  • Steff
  • peter g.
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml I ate it and farted rainbows
  • The B.
    I saw some bloke, looked like a big red Tim Curry with horns leading it out of the park.

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