Heat competition makes less sense than a thatched hen

4 November 2009

Apart from Emma on the Dealspwn side of our offices, there's very little need around these parts for a signed copy of the Rugby's Finest 2010 calendar. We're sure there are plenty of ganting ladies who'd love photos of pecs you could grate stale cheddar on, we're just not sure whether they stand any chance of winning such a prize from Heat. The average reader's head will probably explode while trying to figure out what to do:

Bitterwallet - Heat magazine competition FAIL

24 comments

  • Emma
    Wow! But it's not the pecs. it's the rugby mens' thighs that do it for me.
  • Lumoruk
    I have 32" thighs emma, but I'm out with a broken finger at the minute
  • Amanda H.
    too much wanking
  • philip f.
    did you shove it up some ones arse in the scrum?
  • Lumoruk
    I'm a back on the wing, all legs
  • mein c.
    you know what they say, a back on the wing is worth two in the bush
  • No m.
    I don't get it. Why is this meant to make your "head [will probably] explode while trying to figure out what to do"? Answer the fucking question and you might win. It's similar to other competitions where they have a multiple choice question. You read the question, and try to give the correct answer. If it's the the "Which of these is NOT" part that confuses you, you should switch off your computer right now, unplug it, and NEVER GO ON THE INTERNET AGAIN YOU MORON!
  • jp
    You wanna proof the article's title before levelling claims of nonsense.
  • Paul S.
    @No, Luke... perhaps you've missed the subtle nature of the competition. Try answering the question, and pick the one option that is not a rugby position. Then get back to us. @jp - looks ok from here.
  • James
    Damn I got confused by the NOT part of the question, thus confirming my status as a MORON. I am disconnecting myself from the internet as we speak.
  • maxtweenie
    If the question was "Which of these isn't a sexual position?" i might've got the right answer.
  • John V.
    I don't understand, isn't the Fly-Half the only position, meaning that two of them are not a position?
  • maxtweenie
    @ John Vacancies - hence the whole reason for posting this inane competition on BW in the first place.
  • NobbyB
    The answer is A and C. They do not say "which ONE of these ..."
  • iPhone M.
    "Answer the fucking question and you might win. It’s similar to other competitions where they have a multiple choice question. You read the question, and try to give the correct answer." ...who's been eating stupid pills?
  • Ows
    @ NobbyB - you, sir, are a genius. Spot on.
  • Paul S.
    NobbyB - it says "Which of these IS not..." - it's singular, there's one answer expected. Lads, you're only bickering because you want the calendar. It's ok. Unless you live in Maine.
  • Is n.
    fly half has no hyphenation. Simple. but that leads me to the answer, d) none of above.
  • Paul S.
    You win the calendar! Congratulations.
  • lutin
    @No Luke, I am your mother You've given yourself a massive wedgie there mate. Well done.
  • No m.
    Now I'm even more confused. You lot all make out that I'm doing something wrong by pointing out how fucking easy this is. As per NobbyB.... "The answer is A and C. They do not say “which ONE of these …”" So basically, you're all a bunch of tards, except NobbyB. Mooks.
  • Paul S.
    You win a calendar too! We know you like your men oiled and firm.
  • Someone's m.
    Hahaha! I'm in that calendar!!
  • jp
    @Paul S - you force me to clarify my position, which is that at 8am the post title ended "that a thatched hen". Glad you fixed it, anyway :-)

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