Greenwoods aren't losing any sleep right now over this one...
Not us – imagine if you’d just fallen into a puddle of sick that had been hidden away in a bush, suffering a broken arm in the process, this would definitely be the suit you'd be looking to wear during your recovery.
And if your cock had fallen out during the incident and you found yourself with what might be some kind of weird colostomy bag connection between your bladder and an unidentifiable point halfway up your sleeve, well hell, you’d be all over this new outfit from, erm, let’s see… it says Isabel Mastache here, as unveiled at the Madrid Fashion Week.
Just look at it – it’s perfect for those things that we just said! Now, where's that dodgy-looking bush?