Great headlines from unbearable magazines - all in one place!
Here at Bitterwallet HQ, we must collectively spend a small fortune on lurid coffee break magazines every week. You know the kind we’re talking about – Chat, Take A Break, Goat Herders Weekly, all of those. We just love the jaw-dropping real-life stories that they contain. In fact, we don’t even bother reading the stories any more – instead we just stare at the headlines and pictures on the front cover and try to imagine what they’re all about.
Now, we don’t even need to buy the mags themselves any more thanks to a new website called Take A Weird Break. It’s a one-stop for the greatest cover stories and big jug of intellectual nectar for types like us. And we’re always on the look out for big jugs of intellectual nectar around here.
Some of the all-time classics are included on the site – headlines such as: “No one could catch the… GENTLEMAN RAPIST!” and “My KFC BUCKET was a BABY!” Not to mention “MY BRAIN LEAKED OUT!” and “MONKEY had a meal… MY FACE! (Chimpanzee-eek!)
But does real-life reportage get any better than “He DUNKED our condoms in POISON!”? It surely can’t. As we’re collectively banned from loitering in the local newsagents, this website has proved to be an enormous boon. And we’re always on the lookout for enormous boons.
Why not give us your best effort at a real-life headline? We might dredge up some kind of crappy prize for the best one.