Grain showdown!

Question. How many grains could YOU eat in one go?


Actually, how many grains can you NAME. We're stuck on one - 'standard grain'.



  • Grain
    whole Grain
  • Dick
    Rice, wheat, millet, rye, barley, oats, buckwheat, quinoa, spelt, durum. I give up on the rest.
  • Phil
    At guess it which ever grains are cheapest at the time - hence why they don't name them!
  • The B.
    Wood grain?
  • Late
  • zeddy
    The Celtic defender, Danny McGrain.
  • piggeh
    Isle of Grain
  • dvdj
    House of Grain? Jump up jump up and get down...
  • Jock
    You're all a bunch of grainiacs.
  • Dick
    I got another one ... sand.
  • Mark
    Is there any grain of truth in this story ????
  • Big G.
    I stick to just one, malted barley, mixed with yeast, hops and water.
  • Grain
    I see what you did, there, Big Graine. Ummm. Grainge Hill.
  • MT-801
    1 grain = 64.79891 milligrams
  • Karan733
  • Jock
    We import all of these products from The Ugraine
  • Emma
    What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaiiiiiins.
  • Brandon H.
    Who on earth buys into this nonsense. If you ask me its just money down the grain.
  • Boris
    I hate to go against the grain but I find this article too dull to bother punning about.
  • Expendable B.
    C'mon Boris, join in. Don't grain on our parade.
  • Numpty D.
    All these puns are enough to make a grain man cry

What do you think?

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