Got breasts? Keep them looking nice for the gents please
Ladies, I'm not breaking news to you when I mention you've got boobies. You know it, we know it. And I'll be honest with you - I think they're pretty great. Which is why whenever I speak to a lady for the first time, I don't ask their name, whether they'd like a drink or how much they charge for special trouser love. No, I immediately recommend the KUSH to her:
It's essentially a plastic toilet roll that keeps bigger chesticles apart, to avoid "wrinkles and folds forming between the breasts" caused by the "pressure of breasts resting on top of each other". They're also very useful for ladies who live with the modern-age wonder that is the tit job.
Available in a choice of seven colour and three sizes, the KUSH is perfect for keeping your man charms wrinkle-free. Buy yours today, ladies - now you've no excuses for a knackered rack.