Goodbye wolves, hello hippopoticorns!
If you’re a regular reader of Bitterwallet or the internet for that matter, you’ll probably be familiar with the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt (right) that attracted a glut of hilariously sarcastic customer reviews on Amazon. As we write this, there are 1,277 different testimonials to the majesty of the garment for you to peruse.
The makers of the t-shirt don’t mind – their sales figures of the Three Wolf Moon have far exceeded anything they would have expected if the entire internet hadn’t taken the piss out of them. So everyone’s happy.
Not everyone it seems. What if you like the idea of a t-shirt featuring animals howling at the moon but you have an aversion to wolves? What if you yearn to see a hybrid of a hippopotamus and a unicorn howling (barking?) at the moon? What is there out there for you?
Well, there’s this. But there doesn’t seem to be anywhere for you to post your reviews. Shame.