Get ready to throw up your lunch! Wolverhampton Wanderers have a lingerie range!
Look at this completely real and non-doctored picture. Have you ever seen Mick McCarthy look so alluring? Mick is showing off a new lingerie range which supports his ample bosom as well as Wolverhampton Wanderers!
Yes indeed, Mick could well be seen strutting down the Molineux touchline in this new range of gold and black underwear to send thrills/icy chills through everyone in the vicinity. A Wolvo businessman called Paul Robinson (no, not that one... and no, not the other one either) dreamt up the idea on the way to a Wolves match and started up Premier Lingerie with old friend and marketing executive Jon Guy after spotting what they felt was a gap in the football merchandise market.
This isn't market stall garbage though. They'll actually be selling these gaspingly dismal undercracker sets at the Wolves shops at Molineux and in Dudley Street. Staggering.