French crowd goes in-seine* at H&M store opening

There's only one thing worse than chavs (aside from typing Blue Waffle into Google and hitting 'I'm feeling lucky' - really, don't do it) and that's French chavs. Witness the devastation unleashed when H&M rolls up the shutters at their new store Toulouse; inside, limited edition garments to celebrate the opening. It's like watching a swarm of locusts on crack.

[LiveLeak] * it's in Paris, I know


  • Chris S.
    Evolution has peaked
  • milky
    the clientele are all nder 20 yrs, it' shows when your benchmark is this shi-ite brand I'd prefer to dress in netto carrier bags.
  • Morocco
    What a shower of fuckwits
  • Rob
    I don't get it. What's so good about H&M? Foxy staff sometimes I suppose.
  • Tom
    Why do all H&M shops that ive been in seem to have a brawl going on? Not that im complaining, its just that if H&M want to do it properly they should cover the floor in mud, only allow the girls to wear bikini's and provide better seating for the lads to watch.
  • Paul S.
  • SJT
  • t.henry
  • Jack T.
    Will someone tell them that taking a shower stops the smell, not just putting on new clothes.
  • Mobile G.
    H&M seems to be the setting for many a good changing room fuck. Bing it.
  • GMC
    Don't do the blue waffle thing.....
  • Nobby
    I can confirm, don't do the blue waffle thing. You're going to do it anyway though, aren't you?
  • Mark B.
    aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MY EYES aaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh VOMIT
  • Monevator
    These stores love it when this sort of thing happens. They were probably all on a retain. As for the waffle, it will haunt me until the end of my days / a good night out on the sauce knocks out that bit of the old grey...
  • Paddy
    I had to do the blue waffle thing. I really really wish I hadn't done that. Still, it's not as bad as typing in 'Lemon party' and clicking on I'm feeling lucky.....
  • Paul S.
    I did say not to do the blue waffle thing, didn't I? Some people. Still, I now feel strangely compelled to see what happens when I type Lemon Party. Oh for fuck's sake.
  • Nobby
    If they go to that length to get some off the peg clothes from H&M, surely there is money to be made shippng bus loads of french minge over to failing high streets in the south of England.
  • Mo
    OMFD OMFD OMFD blue waffle and lemon party what kind of fucked up world do we live in?
  • Mo
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  • ian9outof10
    If the French are this bad about crap high street stores opening, imagine what they would do at a cheese shop opening. As for the Blue waffle thing, if find it's safer to read the definitions on Urban Dictionary. Although in this case, the definition seems as bad as the image...

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