For sale: 50 Shades Of Grey - pre-fingered by MILFs

2 October 2012

$(KGrHqJ,!lIFBKuklS-0BQZHKwfq6g~~60_57 Still haven’t bought yourself a copy of 50 Shades Of Grey? Why not treat yourself to a special version of it – one that’s been, erm, well-thumbed by Samantha, Allison and Sona, three self-styled ‘MILFY Brooklyn Babes’, who are flogging it on eBay to the highest-bidding pervert.

“Passed from one friend to another, we each made our way through the tantalising first installment in the Fifty Shades trilogy,” they declare, without going into any more detail, which may or may not be a blessing for all of us.

The trio describe themselves as, “(three) tragically hip mothers and best friends. We share everything from clothes to babysitting duties, so naturally we all had our way with this book. We each tremendously enjoyed reading this single copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. We want you, dear bidder, to enjoy this book as much as we did.” You can interpret that any way you want.

There’s six days left to stake your claim, but you’ll have to beat the current high bid of $145.50 (£90).


  • GuyInaTux
    I was about to bid until I saw they only ship within the USA
  • Chewbacca
    mmm... fish fingers...
  • Nick O.
    If it's anything like the MILF's I see daily, it will most likely stink of baby vomit / shite; the cover will be lacerated with shards of broken wing mirrors and embedded paint chips from the school run in Chelsea tractors; latte machiato, chianti, hummus stains... Book will be casually flicked-through but not read, because that involves engagement of brain not tied-up with 'Cash in the Attic', makeup, IPhone5, etc. The likelyhood of DNA, Santorum or any other sexual waste byproducts and detritus of interest to your common-or-garden pervert: ZERO!
  • Dick
    I cannot believe that no-one has asked them if they share cock.
  • Stating O.
    How the fuck can they describe themselves as MILFs Surely the point is that whether someone is a MILF is subjective to the beholder, not the woman in question. Personally I think they all look like rough money grabbing tarts and I wouldn't touch any of them with yours Narcissistic bints

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