For sale: 50 Shades Of Grey - pre-fingered by MILFs
Still haven’t bought yourself a copy of 50 Shades Of Grey? Why not treat yourself to a special version of it – one that’s been, erm, well-thumbed by Samantha, Allison and Sona, three self-styled ‘MILFY Brooklyn Babes’, who are flogging it on eBay to the highest-bidding pervert.
“Passed from one friend to another, we each made our way through the tantalising first installment in the Fifty Shades trilogy,” they declare, without going into any more detail, which may or may not be a blessing for all of us.
The trio describe themselves as, “(three) tragically hip mothers and best friends. We share everything from clothes to babysitting duties, so naturally we all had our way with this book. We each tremendously enjoyed reading this single copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. We want you, dear bidder, to enjoy this book as much as we did.” You can interpret that any way you want.
There’s six days left to stake your claim, but you’ll have to beat the current high bid of $145.50 (£90).