Follow a job well done with Flushtracker

Screen shot 2010-11-19 at 11.38.16 Well, we started the day with an advert where a man dries his face with a pair of big hairy balls and to be honest, we’re desperately struggling to get the subject matter back above the waist again. Oh, and did you know that it’s World Toilet Day today? Well it is.

You can celebrate this awareness-raising extravaganza (cos, you know, not everyone is aware that toilets exist) by taking a look at this kooky website that Domestos have conjured up – Flush Tracker.

Just pop in your postcode, tell the site when your last, ahem, ‘flush’ was, and sit back and watch the journey that your bodily waste products are going on. Maybe you could ring up your mate at the appropriate moment and say “Hey Dave, I did a big shit earlier and it’s going under your house... RIGHT NOW!”

Or maybe you won’t. It’s World Toilet Day people – let’s not let it go to waste.


  • Paul
    My life is now complete - thank you Bitterwallet... ...I can now leap forward...
  • Neal
    4 miles per hour = good walking pace A challenge to beat your poo to ist destination...
  • a p.
    Saw this earlier and I tried it. It is still going at 4.03 miles per hour. Can anyone beat 12.62 miles (and counting)? I love the way you can just put random people's details in, and they will get an email accusing them of doing a shit.
  • A F.
    strange, my shit has done 2 miles. We've got a septic tank about 100m away.
  • Mr M.
    Apparently my turds circumnavigate my septic tank then defy gravity by travelling up hill. I really ought to start keeping them in a jar, I'm sure NASA or some other boffins will be interested in them.
  • Royal A.
    Wow - mine is moving faster than shit off a shovel!
  • spam
    Looks like an email harvester for domestos to me
  • Franck D.
    OMJ! Mine's is travelling back... at a rate of 200mph!!! Incoming! Fire in the bowl!!! AARGHHH!!!
  • Matt
    Lol. The 'recently tracked flush' when I opened up was 10 Downing street... Lol. Lotta turd coming outta there now days!
  • a t.
    The default ones are Downing Street, Buck House, Taj Mahal, Kremlin, Vatican, White House, Polish Parliament.
  • Boris
    What's the point? I already knoe where most of my shit goes and how fast. Right here. Twenty words per minute.
  • thassos
    Howdy! I know this is somewhat off topic but I was wondering which blog platform are you using for this site? I'm getting sick and tired of Wordpress because I've had issues with hackers and I'm looking at alternatives for another platform. I would be awesome if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.

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