Flying from Canada to the US just got a lot harder...

18 January 2010

Morning crimefighters! As the UK's equality watchdog expresses their concerns about plans to use body scanners at airports and airborne security gets ever tighter, travellers from Canada to the USA have been hit by some stringent new guidelines that are highlighted in this short film made by Transport Canada.

It’s shocking stuff and sees yet more personal freedoms eroded in the name of ‘security’ – you can be sure some of these new regulations will reach us here in the UK sooner rather than later.

But what if an entire flight was block-booked by terrorists so hell-bent on destruction that they could collectively turn themselves into a bomb just by concentrating hard enough? Where would we all be then?

Eh??

12 comments

  • Wibble
    Why would anyone want to go to USA anyway? A country full of Assholes.
  • Squill
    Bit of a mass generalization there Wibble! Quit talking out your hole!
  • Amanda H.
    It cant be full of Assholes. There has to be a 50/50 ratio of Assholes to Mouths, & Those Americans sure have big mouths.
  • Dave
    @ Amanda Hugginnkiss...... LOL nearly made me fall off my chair.
  • Wibble
    Spot the Yank......
  • Tony
    surely you mean arseholes - or was it an attempt at irony?
  • Nobby
    Washing down canadians before letting them enter the country is surely a good idea.
  • Wibble
    Yes BNobby, it might educate Americans as to what 'clean' means.....
  • Wibble
    @ Tony: Americans can't say 'arseholes'...without sounding like Assholes
  • Sideysid
    @Squill - Like the sweeping generalistion regarding the American fancination of pretending to be Irish....beacuse its true...
  • Brian
    Hi, my name is Brian. Will the operators of these machines be able to see my MASSIVE love tool? Hope they are female security operatives looking at me.
  • Brian's U.
    Brian, do you mean your dildo that your mother found under your bed?

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