Feel the need? The need for STEED?
Ever taken a ride on a bicycle and thought "hey, I like this getting around on two wheels lark, but I wish there was a way of enhancing the experience somewhat"?
Then HELP IS AT HAND with Trotify.
Trotify describes itself as 'a delightful addition to any bicycle for a rider who likes a touch of whimsy. Simply attach the wooden device to the front of your bike. As your front wheel spins, it mimics the sound of a horse trotting'.
Oh yes, this is a thing now.
If this sounds like your nosebag, take a canter along to Trotify.com where you can order one, and perhaps some mugs and a tote too.
It's the year of the horse after all.