Feel pity for the brokers with their hands on their faces
Global markets tumble, countries teeter on the nipple of recession and London is laid to waste by cocksockets who believe poverty equates to not owning a 42" plasma television.
It's not all bad news, though. We featured a similar blog when the US banks first went belly up, and now in these dark days, there's been a surge in popularity for the Brokers with their Hands on their Faces blog - a non-stop parade of very rich men looking very sad that their seven figure bonus has vanished before their eyes.
Feel for them.