"Excuse me, exactly what am I putting in my mouth?"

Bitterwallet - Doritos

There's a shiny pound coin for the first avid reader who can tell us what these Doritos will taste of. With only the imagery to guide us, we're not entirely sure.

A taste sensation? Or man balls?



  • PokeHerPete
  • TeflonMan
    Rubber, as usual
  • The B.
    Salt? Sweaty cheese?
  • Sidney S.
    all of the above. with a gentle stroke of vinegar.
  • wozza
    Not male chicken flavour?
  • Nobby
  • zeddy
    It's cum-of-some-young-guy.
  • paul
    Will taste like salted baked corn snacks like all other doritos. You owe me a pound,
  • Ed
    The orange katakana text at the bottom right (チリ。タコス) transliterates as "Chili tacos".
  • Doh R.
    I see BW have been mining the web archive again... 2001 just called - can they have their joke back?

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