eBay still short of a dwarf for Manchester stag party
Ah, some good to end this sacred day of our Lord. No doubt you spent Friday in mourning after discovering the eBay listing for a Manchester stag party in requesting a dwarf had been removed. We were heartbroken, as you'd expect. To think that somebody would be denied the chance to be handcuffed to a pissed-up Mancunian twat - it brought a tear to the eye.
But good news! After all, Sunday is a day for blessed miracles. The listing has re-appeared on eBay, so if you have a friend on the wee side who fancies some extra coin for entertaining these chaps in what can only be described as the Hawaii of the North, then the gig could be yours.