Easter Santa! It's what Jesus would want, for sure

Genius can strike anyone, anywhere, at any time. It doesn't matter whether you're some shifty discount retail shop in Burnley or not; attempting to pass off four month-old stock as 'Easter Santas' is perhaps the single greatest contribution to mankind we've seen this year. Thanks to avid Bitterwallet reader Matthew for sharing this holy brilliance with us - expect to see them in Tesco next Easter:

Bitterwallet - behold! It's Easter Santa!


  • Si
    Not only can you keep the kids saturated with chocolate (and therefore happy) over Easter for £1, but it also teaches them the banality of commercialism. (I don't have kids by the way :D )
  • smashingnicey
    That's not santa. that's jesus if he fattened up on chocolate inside that cave or whatever it was.
  • Biffy
    Well it looks like we're having a White Easter anyway, might aswell add some Christmas cheer to it!
  • Iain
    Let's not forget how Nestle are raping rain forests in the name of "consumer choice" now, shall we.....
  • Jack
    Ho ho ho ho, merry.....easter.
  • Jack
    (one too many hos, I wish there was a member system with post editing on here)
  • delrio
    how has no one missed the obvious joke of jacks last comment? one too many ho's......... my mind is exploding with possibilities

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