"Dear passengers... please belt up."

"I told you to fasten your seatbelt."

So your flight attendant has a face like a burglar's dog? Surly, stressed and acting like a Nazi, bossing you about the plane? Maybe they're in the wrong job - perhaps they'd be happier as a cabbie or a wrestler. Maybe there's just received an unexpectedly high gas bill.

Or maybe there's another reason, as this open letter from an anonymous flight attendant will attest to.


  • Joining B.
    [...] Yes, it’s a cruel, unfair world but as editor Paul Smith pointed out, there may be a good reason why. [...]
  • The B.
    [...] Pythias Brown (unless you’re good at finding your stuff back on eBay like Posh and Becks).  Flight attendants may seem grumpy if you watch too much porn on your ASUS touchscreen, especially if you’re an asshole [...]

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