4 October 2010

When I visit your website, it’s because I want to buy something sexy. That is because the name of your site has drawn me in, enticing me with the lure of sexy things that I can buy.

I do not want to spend £293.75 on a pigeon costume…

Screen shot 2010-10-04 at 14.12.14

Nor do I want to buy a Jack Duckworth outfit…

Screen shot 2010-10-04 at 14.12.54

I might be out of step with popular public opinion but I do not regard either of those items as being ‘sexy’. Please sort it out.




  • keveh
    So it's only me who got an erection from the Jack Duckworth costume?
  • One F.
    Do they do a fox outfit ?
  • PaulH
    Is it just me or does that look nothing like Jack Duckworth...
  • mizzle
    wrong -
  • LanceVance
    @ PaulH I agree it looks nothing like Jack. Its more like Jason Bradbury of Gadget Show imo.
  • Codify
    Come on mizzle, you can't honestly claim you didn't get even a semi from seeing that one.
  • choc-chic
    I have no idea how you all missed this one -
  • yippy Y.
    Not as good as where after looking at 5 profiles it asks for credit card details.
  • Richard
    Also hugely disturbing is this...
  • Megan
    I live in New York, and this is strange...even by American standards...
  • Zeddy That's the best one by a mile but my moobs aren't quite up to it.
  • Jack T.
    @chic-choc Fucking hillarious - 'One size fits most'.
  • Alex
    The first one is obviously for pigeon fanciers
  • Late
    The £300 for the sexy pigeon outfit is just to hire it?

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