Dale Winton, as seen on Cash For Gold Scams

11 March 2010

What you see is what you get with CashforGoldScams.com - a website dedicated to highlighting complaints from consumers in both the US and UK, who believe they've been conned by various companies named after cash/gold transactive behaviour.

There's some solid stuff on there, including consumer advice, cautionary tales and the like, as well as a more worrying commentary comparing the financial recession to the World Trade Center attacks and envisioning a dystopian future where our very survival hangs on our ability to hoard broken earrings from Elizabeth Duke.

Alas, because the site owner is based in the US, they're seemingly unaware that Google Ads is undermining their efforts in the UK, as avid Bitterwallet reader Jay pointed out to us:

Bitterwallet - Cash My Gold

Gah. Damn you, Winton. As an aside, now seems as good a time as any to discuss the incandescent rage that seizes you upon seeing Dale Winton whoring himself while your kids watch Ben 10 every afternoon.

13 comments

  • Rich
    I was really disappointed to see Dale doing this advert for such a scumbag company. Now that really is gay!
  • raptorcigs
    the twats rep just went negative
  • Tom
    BRING ON THE GOLD!!!!!!!!!
  • (Avid) J.
    Maybe he thinks standing next to all that gold will make him look less orange.
  • andyofyarm
    I think it should be coined "doing a Vorderman" ... quiet down there at the back
  • Nobby
    Dale Winton also recommends you have a man's cock up your arse. Doesn't mean you should do it.
  • andyofyarm
    If you have a woman's cock up your arse there may be some confusion.
  • Goldmember
    Comedy gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieBHMVRa2vw
  • Dale W.
    The next time you're at the checkout and you hear the beep, think of the fun you could be having on Supermarket Sweeeeep!
  • raptorcigs
    itv's corupt deal or no deal with that orange twat Dickinsomeone is sponserd by these cock hopping thunder cunts arnt they?
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