Daft Punk condoms are up all night while you get lucky

10 July 2013

daft-punk-condoms Daft Punk, like JLS before them, have tag-teamed with Durex to release a brand of condoms. Of course, they're called 'Get Lucky', after the song that everyone loved for 48 hours, before everyone hammered it down our ears to the point of irritation.

For publicity, Durex sent free packs to well known DJs and Diplo posted a picture of his opened nodders on his Facebook page, along with the caption: "Thank God I had those Daft Punk condoms last night."

These condoms are going to be hitting shelves around Europe they're available in the UK.

They probably put a vocoder on your sex noises/allow you to make love One More Time/have a robot face reservoir tip/While you're Rollin' around, they won't leave you Scratchin' with a Burnin' sensation/make your wang Harder Better Faster Stronger/[insert other dreadful Daft Punk pun here]

[DS]

4 comments

  • Gof M.
    "These condoms are going to be hitting shelves around Europe they’re available in the UK." What the hell? Can you not proof read? do you actually get paid for this?
  • Chewbie
    Shit.
  • chewbaccas d.
    just like daft punk these will end up being stuck up cunts
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