Crocs Crocked As Shoe Sense Prevails
What the hell am I talking about? The inexplicable craze for Croc shoes is coming to an end! The bean counters at Crocs Inc have reported a third-quarter loss of $148 million with worse to follow.
That means that the scales have finally fallen from the eyes of those citizens of the world who think it’s a good idea to mooch about in a pair of gaudy, plastic technicolour clogs.
See, common sense CAN prevail. Maybe now we can start a campaign to rid the planet of that other example of satanic footwear, the Ugg. Then we’ll get stuck into people who go shopping in their pyjamas and Louis f***ing Walsh!