Crocs Crocked As Shoe Sense Prevails

13 November 2008

People rejoice! It’s all over. Sanity and style has prevailed! Let us take to the streets, dance barefoot and make love with strangers!

What the hell am I talking about? The inexplicable craze for Croc shoes is coming to an end! The bean counters at Crocs Inc have reported a third-quarter loss of $148 million with worse to follow.

That means that the scales have finally fallen from the eyes of those citizens of the world who think it’s a good idea to mooch about in a pair of gaudy, plastic technicolour clogs.

See, common sense CAN prevail. Maybe now we can start a campaign to rid the planet of that other example of satanic footwear, the Ugg. Then we’ll get stuck into people who go shopping in their pyjamas and Louis f***ing Walsh!

2 comments

  • Shoe F.
    [...] was relieved to learn that it seems the Croc craze is coming to an end - the company reported a third-quarter loss of $158 [...]
  • Four L.
    [...] seems the Croc craze is coming to an end - the company reported a third-quarter loss of $158 [...]

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