Complete and utter cocktail maker

If you come across this man, or a variation on him in your local bar, by all means order a cocktail from him and then throw it in his face. It’s for the good of mankind.


  • The B.
    He's got a BMX and a beard, he must live in Hackney, what a crunt.
  • Mike H.
    I hate those mixologists, they think they are 'all that' they're usually make up for their failings with females, that or wank off over Tom Cruises Cocktail. Wankers.
  • barstaff
    heard I,m a beveridge manager earlier today - FFS

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