Competition time! Play Fantasy CEO and win!*
Many of us feel we could do better than the corporate swines running our high streets into the floor right now. Open a shop, sell some stuff, look after the customers, sell more stuff - everyone's a winner. How hard can it be? It's not rocket science, now is it?
Well obviously it is, because not only are familiar high street names going to hell in a hand basket, but nobody can think of any good names to replace them with. If you thought Zavvi was a stinker, wait til you hear what they'll be called soon.
Zavvi's former chief executive Simon Douglas has bought eight of the former Zavvi stores, including those at Bluewater, Dundee, Leeds and the Arndale Centre in Manchester. The stores are likely to be similar to Zavvi, since the trade press reports that they'll be selling stock acquired as part of the deal.
And so the name of this new chain of high-street entertainment retailers? Can you guess?
The jokes are endless, but suffice to say you are going to get Head on the high street very soon. Be honest - as names go, it's bollocks. And this is where you come in. If you had a chain of music, dvd and games stores across the UK, what name would you give them? Be creative! there a prize* on offer for the best!
* no actual prize on offer, although Andy may make you some Ready Brek if you ask nicely