COMPETITION - can you guess what it is yet?
What fresh hell is this, then? Take a moment or two to stretch your synapses and consider what you're looking at. Perfume? Romulan ale? Anti-freeze? A couple of packets of soy sauce? It could be any of these things, but it's more likely to be none of them.
Take a guess in the comments below, and we'll reveal the answer later in the day. Every right answer receives a prize, and that prize is one of our heartfelt gratitude and thanks. And maybe a reacharound.