Commercial Break: You'll like this... no you won't
Here’s Paul Daniels, his career already in a tailspin that’s only slightly more dramatic than that of Liverpool FC this season, done up like a helium-fuelled goblin and plugging the services of cash-for-mobile company Mazuma.
Assisted as ever by The Lovely Debbie McGee, Daniels hams his way through a script that drops in the magical amount of £150 even though that’s the toppermost amount you’ll receive from trading your phone in with Mazuma. You can speculate among yourselves as to what type of handset you’d need to bung into the bag in order to nab yourself that much cash.
We hope Paul and Debbie got more than £150 for their efforts here as their old Saturday night shows were by no means worse than the shite gameshows BBC1 churn out in an attempt to make the Lotto draw seem like more than some coloured balls falling out of a piece of a transparent piece of hospital equipment.