Commercial Break: You want some? Danny Dyer's got LOADS of it...

There’s gonna be a RUMBLE in the East End, dahn at Upton Park. Dereck Chisora and David Haye, sorting it aht once and for all, good and proper. It’s gonna be a RIGHT NAWTY piece of business.

Why else would they get PROPER HARD MAN Danny Dyer to talk up the TV coverage in the advert and that? He’s got PURE GEEZER CREDENTIALS and everyfing. He’s the top boy round that manor and no mistake.



  • Hairy A.
    Danny can have me any time he wants.
  • Natty
    He sounds like Bruce Forsyth doing an East end accent badly.
  • Dereck P.
    I'm cumming for you Danny!
  • Gorgeous G.
    i fackin' ate pikeys
  • turkish
    i ate faackin pikeys
  • Sicknote
    I hear that Danny Dyer cleans the toilets at Kudos club in Covent Garden - sorry did I say cleans toilets....I meant to say cleans men's arses with nothing but his potty mouth.
  • Dick
    Nice to see old Stewpot Stewart still has a job.

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