Commercial Break: water-dwelling mayoral candidate is going to put things right

British politics is screwed, particularly the party political broadcast system. Stuffy, besuited politicos, stare blankly into a camera and read out facts from an autocue while we cut away to badly-mocked footage of a ‘family’ that is suffering from the policies of the opposition. It’s a load of crap and we all know it.

Over in the USA, they’re much more open about these sorts of things. Candidates who stand for elections come from all walks of life – look, this one has come out of the river!

What’s more, he’s dispensing with the old clichés and is ‘telling it like it is’ instead. Best of all, he won't be going to the strip clubs 'ANY MORE'. He means business.

What do you think?

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