Commercial Break: Was Marilyn Monroe an al Qaeda operative?

Osama Bin Laden is dead. We are unable to mark his passing in Commercial Break as he opted not to use his global fame in order to cash in by advertising products. So, we must look for the next best thing.

Which brings us to Albert Einstein and Marilyn Monroe – two dead celebs who may or may not have become active members of Al Qaeda, had they lived long enough. We do not know and can barely begin to speculate.

Instead, we turn to Sony for comfort – for it is they who have speculated what is really going on in iconic photographs of Einstein and Monroe, bringing us peace of mind in what is a troubling time. The world is breathing easy again. Enjoy your bank holiday.

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