Commercial Break: This Man Is NOT Jay-Z
Here’s the man behind the Montgomery Flea Market. He’s rapping but he doesn’t seem to know what rapping is. It’s certainly not whatever the hell he’s doing here.
This is the two-minute extended version of the cult ad. See if you can watch it all. “Hah,” we hear you saying, “two minutes - how hard could THAT be?”
Well, it took us three attempts, and a handful of tranquilisers that helped make us sluggish enough not to be able to pull the laptop screen shut during the ad.
More, if you think that it's strictly necessary, here.