Commercial Break: The only man in Britain with no money worries
We’d always wondered about just who was behind the shady-sounding CreditExpert online service – were they just a barking-mad bunch of ruffians who slapped some random ticks and crosses all over our credit file, making it a lottery as to whether we could get a loan for that new quad bike?
Thankfully not – turns out it’s all in the hands of one impossibly smooth aristocrat, who spends his days out hunting for abnormally-large truffles and sipping drinks laced with ice from the moon.
Then there’s the giant house, the oriental manservant and the quiet contemplation as he jabs away at his olde-worlde Bontempi keyboard harpsichord. Bliss.
We’re don’t know about CreditExpert, but we reckon if you live your life according to the gospel preached here at Bitterwallet and HotUKDeals, you too could live in a house like this…