Commercial Break: The online dating ad that will make you want to cut off your reproductive organs
Online dating – a murky world where people post the most flattering pictures of themselves from a range of 30,000,000,000,000 shit ones before describing themselves in the most flattering way they can imagine. Lying though their teeth, essentially. In the end, no one is happy.
Or perhaps we’re being unnecessarily pessimistic again. Maybe Match.com have got it right with their latest ad – it shows us a man and a woman, their eyes meeting across the railway lines, a spark quickly turning into a flame, the burning flame of LOVE.
In truth the only flames we’d like to see would be ones lapping around his fucking ukelele...