Commercial Break: Study this educational ad everyone. Study it hard.

In this modern and hectic world, It’s vital that you know your CPR techniques. After all, heart attacks are probably on the rise and you never know when you’ll need to perform the kiss of life on someone who has keeled over with a knackered ticker.

But CPR education doesn’t really come under our consumer remit and so ever since Bitterwallet started, we’ve been waiting for an informative advert to come along that we could feature, thereby helping you all to bone up on your resuscitation techniques.

And here it is – so start boning up!



  • Lumoruk
    That lass is a necrophiliac, but who can blame her.
  • bennydad
    WTF is dis real?
  • Gary
    Now that's my kind of CPR! They certainly never taught me it like that in Tesco when I was doing my First Aid. It's no wonder I forgot it all, they should have taught it like that.
  • Jizzlingtons
    This is the best thing I have ever seen.
  • Me
    Why've they got their underwear swapped round? They look ridiculous! Consequently, wouldn't.
  • Horny o.
    Oooh yeah , nice one. made my boring day.
  • StickyJeans
    Fucking hell. I'm at work and I've watched it 3 times already. I've got such a boner right now. Might just go to the loo and fap it off using handwash and sticking a pen up my butthole for some added pleasure.
  • Jack
    fap fap fap fap
  • Nobby
    That phone is really old, and it isn't plugged in.
  • HotUKDeals B.
    [...] digital automatic upper arm blood pressure monitor. And if someone nearby does happen to keel over, here’s a racy guide to the kiss of life, performed by a pair of abominably sexy [...]

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