Commercial Break: Sorry, Can't Come To The Phone - I've Been Suspended For 3 Months.

Bitterwallet rides the topical news cow all around the town with today’s advertorial offering. It’s an exceedingly young-looking Jonathan Ross pedalling pints of ghastly Harp lager from way back in 1986, when his mate Russell Brand was just 11 and probably had just a smattering of an interest in shagging.

See how super-cool Jonathan effortlessly pulls an attractive young lady? That’s ‘cos he drinks Harp. Wonder if he boffed her after the ad then rang her granddad to tell him all about it? Probably not – simpler times, see.

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