Commercial Break: Rio's extra-curricular fitness contraption shame
Looks like Manchester United’s Rio Ferdinand has been using some of his ample injury-caused spare time wisely, developing a new football-based training machine called the SoccerXiser Pro – something that is essentially a cross-trainer with a couple of balls banged on to the bottom of it.
Rio’s even popped up on an American shopping channel, plugging the thing, although the Manchester Red Devils’ captain doesn’t seem as enthused about the wretched contraption as the buoyant fitness-mental host.
It’s all completely real and above board and in no way a cunning viral made by e.on. Oh, alright, it is.