Commercial Break: Revolutionary golf gizmo that could make you the new Tiger
If you’re anything like us, you’ll enjoy ironing out your differences with your work colleagues on the golf course. Eighteen holes of mature discussion followed up by the one who took the fewest shots winning the argument outright.
Now you can get a helpful advantage with your cock-eyed swing thanks to this amazing item we found being plugged on a US infomercial. Dreamt up by golf pro Chad Manning, it’s the Swing Dome, and it will enhance your game by clamping your ankle in the optimum position, ensuring that ankle-slip won’t lead to needless Shabba Ranking of your big shot.
Admittedly it weighs the same as a small child and it’s electricity-powered, but you can order enough cable to be able to plug it in somewhere on practically every golf course on Earth… we imagine. Better still, it's only $299, which you're bound to win back in tournament prize money in about a week.
If and when Tiger Woods comes back, mark our words, he’ll be wearing one of these…