Commercial Break: Orson's not well

You may well have seen this one before – after all it’s a 30-year old vintage, but it always brings a warm glow to our hearts whenever we drink it in. Plus, your correspondent’s ongoing battle with Man Flu (10 days now folks) means he hasn’t had any wine for far too long and is starting to become a tad irked by the whole situation.

It is of course Orson Welles, stumbling and burbling his way through a couple of takes for an ad for Paul Masson champagne, after seemingly having a good go at the sampling the product beforehand.

All together now, “Mwaaahaahh, the French champagne…”


  • JudgeDread
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  • JudgeDread
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  • bawbag
    JudgeDread - stfu you massive geek.
  • Phoenixalpha
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