Commercial Break: One sniff and you too will have Bieber Fever

25 May 2011

Right, that’s it. This whole celebrity fragrance fiasco has gotten completely out of hand now. It needs to stop. Look at it. LOOK AT IT. Justin Fucking Bieber. With his own unique bottle of smell.

For crying out loud, some of us here at Bitterwallet have got benign tumours that are older than this warbling little muppet. And he’s got his own perfume! How come we haven’t got our own perfume?

Imagine it – Eau de Bitterwallet – the bitter stench of unrealised potential and shattered dreams. Could be a winner. We’re off out to collect some nettles and hemlock...


  • Boris
    Told you to sign up for that 'Paul Smith' stuff last week. Neck sniffin paedo purve Bieber.
  • The B.
    That chick has made me shoot a load under the table.
  • Boris
    That chick is 14.
  • not p.
    Posted by Boris • May 25, 2011 at 7:30 pm That chick is 14. So, better under the table, and not IN her.
  • wtf
    @nellieirrelevant. Both.
  • PokeHerPete
    I prefer to spash mens jizz on my face, a similar smell.

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