Commercial Break: One sniff and you too will have Bieber Fever
Right, that’s it. This whole celebrity fragrance fiasco has gotten completely out of hand now. It needs to stop. Look at it. LOOK AT IT. Justin Fucking Bieber. With his own unique bottle of smell.
For crying out loud, some of us here at Bitterwallet have got benign tumours that are older than this warbling little muppet. And he’s got his own perfume! How come we haven’t got our own perfume?
Imagine it – Eau de Bitterwallet – the bitter stench of unrealised potential and shattered dreams. Could be a winner. We’re off out to collect some nettles and hemlock...