Commercial Break: NSFC! Extreme bed-selling techniques!
Hell’s bells! Selling beds via the deployment of hot potato Yankee doodle? OMG, whatever next, only in America etc etc.
The thought occurs to us that this is the type of campaign that Tiger Woods might be getting involved in now that it’s all gone, erm, tits up for him on the wholesome product sponsorship front but we could be wrong.
Don’t worry all you puritans, it’s not real, but part of the campaign for the forthcoming Repo Men film. Doesn’t mean it won’t happen one day though.
Remember kids, its Not Suitable For Church!