Commercial Break: Naughty Boy

5 December 2008

Pity Boy George. All he wanted to do was chain a male escort to a wall but he forgot to get permission first and now it looks like he’ll going to jail.

Worse still, he no longer looks anything like his feminine 1983 incarnation, as seen in this MTV ad. If he did, the inmates would be fighting over him to be their special ‘wife’ during his upcoming porridge-stirring spell.

In fact, that ad now seems to have acted as some kind of curse. Consider the facts;

BOY GEORGE – Heading for jail.
BILLY IDOL – Almost died in a motorcycle crash.
DAVID BOWIE – Someone threw a lollipop in his eye.
CYNDI LAUPER – Worked so hard on the soundtrack to The Goonies that she ended up in hospital.

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