Commercial Break: Let's All Do A Poo At Paul's

27 January 2009

Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!
Let’s all do a poo at Paul’s!

Thanks to Bitterwallet reader Andy

15 comments

  • ODB
    WTF???
  • P E.
    I regularly poo at Pauls and can heartily recommend it.
  • Gamerfreak
    lol wtf. That was funny and... weird... all at the same time.
  • Andy
    I wish I could do a poo at Paul's :(
  • Booyakasha
    [Ad guy] - We've come up with this great new advertising campaign. There's this little boy, he needs a poo. [SC Johnson] - A poo you say. Interesting....tell me more. [Ad guy] - Well, he doesn't want to do a poo at home, he wants to poo at Paul's. [SC Johnson] - And who is Paul? [Ad guy] - That's not important right now. What is important is that he will only poo at Paul's. [SC Johnson] - Okay, so he's not too desperate for a poo? [Ad guy] - Oh yes, he's got a turtles head. This is what makes the scene all the more powerful. [SC Johnson] - There must be a very good reason for a young lad to put up with the discomfort of holding onto his poo... [Ad guy] - Get ready for this....Paul uses 'Touch and Fresh' in his bathroom! [SC Johnson] - Fucking genius. I don't know how you guys come up with this stuff! Lets run with it.
  • acecatcher3
    o wow look at all of the swearing on bitterwallet, u guys are such little rockstars
  • Liddle m.
    On the subject of pooing at someone else's house, have you ever had a disaster? You know the sort: poo so big a plumber has to be called; the skits so bad that it splatters the walls... A special prize for the best story.
  • Tess T.
    I did have a bad experience in November, I was waiting to get off the train and my stomach started doing that wonderful cramping when you know something's about to go wrong. I figured I could run to the pub down the road in time to use their toilets, I managed to get as far as the bottom of the station driveway and then ducked into someone's front garden, I'm not proud but it was me or the garden. And I would have cleaned it up but the only thing that would've moved that much fluid would be a garden hose or a good nights rain.
  • Amanda H.
    This was on the Radio yesterday. But, based on the theory of this advert, why would any sane parent buy this product, so that other kids can come round and shit in their loo.
  • andy y.
    So it's you Tess.I blamed on the neighbour's cat
  • Tess T.
    Unless they've got a Sabre Toothed Tiger, I'm doubting that much came out of one feline.
  • Liddle m.
    Well done Tess for your honesty. You are the sole leader for the prize at this point. But surely someone has a story even MORE embarrassing?
  • Commercial B.
    [...] Anyway, what the hell’s wrong with cleaning your backside with a rag on a stick? Eh? Or dropping your business outdoors like a dog then picking it up with a plastic bag? Fuck this, we’re off to do a poo at Paul’s… [...]
  • Commercial B.
    [...] kick off the week with one of the most wretched ads we’ve seen since we all got back from having a poo at Paul’s. Paddy Power are the culprits for this one as they try to make online gambling look like a sexy, [...]
  • Jase
    Why has the promotion of generic household items latched on to this idea that children give a crap about them? There's obviously this "touch 'n' go" bollocks...I can't understand why a kid really cares how bad his shit smells. And then there's the fairy dishwasher advert..."but unfortunately you can't put your scooter in" *done in stupid jingle mode* What kid is unhappy because he's got a dirty scooter whilst his mate has a nice shiny one. The kid's scooter is probably so shiny because he can't go further than the end of his drive...mud is a way for a child to tell people "I've been on my bike all fuckin' day and it was awesome!". I suppose it can be compared to how you gauge how great paintballing was by the amount of bruises you have.

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