Commercial Break: Knickers to Megan Fox - Rosie's the new Transformer girl

2 June 2010

In case you weren’t sure, Megan Fox is SO over now. After appearing in the first two Transformers films, it’s been announced that she won’t be gracing the third one with her presence. Ahhh, shame. And yes, we said 'Fox' - now fucking well leave it.

Her place in the Michael Bay-directed ‘Transformers 3 – Yes, It’s Another One’ will be taken by novice actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. If you’ve never heard of Rosie, her major role to date was in an ad for Victoria’s Secret, the ladies undercracker concern. An ad that was directed by… Michael Bay!

Doubters and naysayers are suggesting that the casting of Rosie is merely a sneaky new method of product placement, especially since Victoria’s Secret have put out this ad congratulating Rosie on landing the Transformers gig.

We’re not sure what to make of it as it all sounds very suspicious – we’ll need to watch the new ad repeatedly so that we can come to our own conclusions about it…


  • Your M.
    Lol. A Megan Fox story on BitterWallet. WTF IS DIS REAL!
  • James D.
    Shouldn't this article be deleted?
  • Nobby
    I would go to see this movie.
  • Amanda H.
    I dont think anyone gives a foxes bum, if she's in the next film or not. All the films have been ruined by weird al yankee boy le barf. They are going to try out some brand new never-been-done-before cgi on the next one:
  • Chocolate H.
    Does anyone know where I can get a platypus?
  • Nobby
    > Does anyone know where I can get a platypus? Tescos. Buy their 15 eggs for a quid box and put the whole box in your microwave. Set the timer to 15 minutes. After this time, the yolks will have mutated and will turn into platypus embryos. As they are australian, you need to keep them in a tank which is upside down otherwise they will die.
  • Nobby
    PS. You need to press start after setting the timer to 15 minutes.
  • Klingelton
    bah, and there i was waiting...
  • Chocolate H.
    I just tried Nobby's tip and ended up with scrabbled egg. No platypuses.
  • Chocolate H.
    Yes, that's right scrabbled. Not scrambled.

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