Commercial Break: Kate's lover knocks her up then hops it

20 April 2011

Kate Moss seems to have undergone some kind of sexual evolutionary leap of late. She was last seen getting it on with Misery Bear for Comic Relief and now she’s pitching her woo at some giant rabbit bloke in a Chilean ad for clothes or something.

Unfortunately, there seems to be a contraception problem and after matey boy has hopped off the next morning, Kate finds herself torn between either putting a lot of postcards in the windows of a lot of post offices or heading to the river with a massive sack and a few house bricks.

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