Commercial Break: Juice ads that leave a bitter taste

Last year, Orangina came up with a weird ad starring a group of slightly humanised animals frolicking saucily in a clearing. It was a bit creepy to be honest but sort of got the job done.

Now they’ve made a colossal error and planted the animals into the human world in these two new deeply depressing ads. In the first, a lady hyena shrieks hysterically as a passing woman trips and falls over, while in the second, a lady giraffe becomes a sexual predator, with not-hilarious consequences. Awful, awful, awful.

Anyway, we reckon they should have a good think about changing the name of the product altogether. Now that words like ‘mangina’ have entered the common vernacular, Orangina has connotations we’d prefer weren’t associated with a juicy, thirst-quenching drink. Cheers.


  • Mike U.
    Creepy, Fuck Me I'm scared to go out now, cancelled my school trip to the zoo as well Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
  • Mike H.
    Don't you hate it when you drink fresh orange having just brushed your teeth?
  • Mike H.
    Nope, just the one, wank stains
  • Nobby
    Better than that fucking meerkat.
  • Mrs s.
    Why not rename it VAGINA juice, that has a bitter taste on the tongue too :opps:
  • Mrs s.
    ^^^ :oops: ^^^
  • Commercial B.
    [...] juice pedlars Orangina made us all sick earlier in the year with their humanised animals ads – now they’ve given us a slightly different, but no less extreme feeling with their new [...]

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