Commercial Break: "I'm just going off to powder my... er, nose"
You know that sensation you get when the weather’s hot and you find that you’re getting a little… damp and clammy around the… er, sitting down area. In the States, there’s a name for it – Monkey Butt.
Now, helpfully, there’s a product to help alleviate the troubling condition – Anti Monkey Butt Powder. It’s predominantly aimed at runners, or riders of bikes and horses, but if you think it’ll help you while you sit at your desk and aimlessly surf the net for whatever puerile muck gets you where you need to be, then get stuck in.
Obviously, it doesn’t affect us here at Bitterwallet – we operate out of an air-conditioned, gravity-free underground creativity pod. No way Jose – there's no sweaty arses here. Not like Richard the monkey in the powder’s ad.