Commercial Break: "I'm just going off to powder my... er, nose"

You know that sensation you get when the weather’s hot and you find that you’re getting a little… damp and clammy around the… er, sitting down area. In the States, there’s a name for it – Monkey Butt.

Now, helpfully, there’s a product to help alleviate the troubling condition – Anti Monkey Butt Powder. It’s predominantly aimed at runners, or riders of bikes and horses, but if you think it’ll help you while you sit at your desk and aimlessly surf the net for whatever puerile muck gets you where you need to be, then get stuck in.

Obviously, it doesn’t affect us here at Bitterwallet – we operate out of an air-conditioned, gravity-free underground creativity pod. No way Jose – there's no sweaty arses here. Not like Richard the monkey in the powder’s ad.

[Boing Boing]


  • anon
    What's that BW? another "story" that does not relate to BW or HUKD or indeed anyone or anything, just another randomly selected Stateside youtube vid along with some mediocre garble written in that definitive schoolboy English O Level style that Andy has clearly made his own. come on guys, this blog has much potential!
  • Andy D.
    It's part of our long-running regular Commercial Break feature, where we look at an ad from the past or present that has tickled us in some way. Are you new here? Personally, I think it ticks all three of Lord Reith's boxes and it's among my best work but as Kris Akabusi might have once said, you can't please everyone.
  • Mike H.
    He also once said, "Awoogaaaaa..."

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