Commercial Break: Happy Birthday to nearly me

I’m gonna lay some spooky shit down all over your arses right now. I have a confession to make - my real name isn’t Andy Dawson. In truth, it’s Andrew Dawson. I know, shocking isn’t it?

Here’s where it gets more spookular. It’s my birthday in two days' time. But that’s not all. I want to bring another character into this enchanting little playlet. His name is Andre Dawson and he’s a former Major League Baseball star. Just a missing ‘w’ away from being me. What’s more, it’s Andre’s birthday TODAY, two mere days before mine. I can’t be entirely sure but I think that makes us twins. Sheesh.

So here’s a men’s tailoring ad featuring Andre Dawson for you to enjoy. It also stars Harry Caray, the legendary baseball broadcaster. Now then, in order to prevent this post becoming a complete and utter washout, I’ve also added a classic Saturday Night Live sketch where Will Ferrell plays Caray interviewing Jeff Goldblum’s space expert.

You might just want to skip the Andre Dawson ad and go straight to the Will Ferrell stuff to be honest. And would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?


  • Daniel
    oh my god the synergy. Happy Birthday dude have a good one.
  • Mark
    It's my Birthday on Sunday too, how strange we were both born on the same day!

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